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Ryewarmer Fixman.
Hello, and welcome to Everypony.
I hate liars. I hate cowards. Most of all, I hate myself for not being able to expose liars and cowards for what they are.
So, Steven Universe has been getting pretty dark lately.
Pretty sure I'm not bulletproof. It certainly would have made everything a lot easier, though. Dammit, this sucks. I've been walking away from...
Favorite sandwich?
I'm honestly a little proud of it. The look on his face when I glared at him and broke the lines was priceless.
I'm torn between wishing I hadn't run and wishing I'd broken that cowardly bastard in half when I had the chance. "You should have fought back....
"I am always right." Not the other night, you weren't. "Yes I was, and you know it."
"I would say yes."
I miss one day and I come back to this?
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RULES OF PARENTING 1. DON'T burn your children to death.
Huh. That didn't work. Let me try again.
What does this button do?
That is quite cute.
Wanna hear a joke? Steven Moffat, Andrew Hussie, and George R.R. Martin walk into a bar. AND EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVED DIES.
I need a drink right about now. "I have already *hic* had seven. I was no happier than *hic* you about that ending."
NO! BAD GAME OF THRONES! I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS!
It's called Rocky Road because it was originally made with pebbles and tar. After a few years of poor sales, the makers decided to use marshmallow...
