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You get a pirate ship! *inserts bomb*
Promoted because of flying zombies.
Good thing that as a toast neurotoxins don't affect me.
Sounds interesting, too bad I can't sing though. Looking forward to hearing some entries, anyway. :P
Aww, poor Lyra D: And she was so close to getting hands too...
Sounds like a pretty good idea, hope to see it implemented sometime in the future! Reminds me of how I missed a happy birthday thread because I...
Fluttershy should be removed from the poll to make it more fair for the others. :P
Couldn't agree more.
Yes, you do. Congrats!
Fired for promoting someone to the upper management, Evil Corporation 101 says to never do that.
Hey there, welcome to Everypony! Hope to see ya around often. :D (Have another Derpy. :derpe:)
A: It's time to D-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL! Q: Why does gravity exist?
Become obese yourself so you and your cat can be similar. Everybody will consider it adorable! I'm out of yoghurt.
http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/art/glitterface-344240007
Promoted for firing in an epic way. Or fired for firing without reason? Nah, promoted :3
Promoted for coming back and giving free cookies.
http://youtu.be/nWrfeLg1NyI
Continue holding it. In the end, your body will adapt and you'll be able to breath! I forgot what I wanted to do.
*sees everyone hugging* *forever alone*
Fired for not firing the person that made the mistake.