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You are promoted for having the best pony in your avatar.
Granted. You are now Slenderman and have no face to shave. I wish for Tuesday.
^ Has buns of steel from all of that side-jumping.
What a sh*tty talent. ::S:
Get a job working for Notch. That was good advice :derpe: Eat your hard drive. May I have a hamburger?
[img] Joking of course. Granted. The trucks carrying the game and all records of it a simultaneously cream cheesed into oblivion. I wish that...
Granted. Could there be an improvement to that? I wish that I could tie my shoes with one hand.
^ Called me a back. < is clearly both anterior and posterior. V lost his right half once.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT IS ALL A MATTER OF TIME NOW! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR FUTURE KING I do absolutely nothing to it, since it would be...
Wonga! Ranbwo dasj OR Twelut Spatrel?
91) Trip over a rock you did not see and fall into an alternate dimension where all life is soy based rather than carbon based. (Baring the fact...
You are fired for using the word 'prejudice'. That word is politically incorrect; the preferred term is 'culturally insensitive'.
You are banned for not being an ocelot.
You are banned for not typing in a British accent.
Granted. You can never remember to actually say any. I wish for the ability to detect a fart three seconds before one happens.
People can in fact breathe underwater, just not for very long.
Always has a cool hat, regardless of what his avatar reflects.
Granted! You can also breathe fire, which is considered a pretty 'gangsta' thing to do. I wish for a bike.
You are fired for increasing the size of an existing paycheck.
^ Might not actually be blue in real life. < Can dance if he wants to. V Can leave his friends behind.
