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I rub all the money on my face. The Present contains more money.
You are banned for not being a taco either.
I put my past through rigorous ninja training to make my present a ninja. I now know Kung Fu. The Present contains canned bread.
The Pythagorean theorem actually has nothing to do with pie. What time is it?
You are fired for not being a Capricorn sympathizer sympathizer.
You are banned for using a contraction.
Fire in the Taco Bell. Sweet, sweet vengeance considering how many times they set my bowels on fire New music or old music?
Granted. It is made out of broken glass and solid bubonic plague. I wish for conversational skills.
I should drive across the Atlantic Ocean just to go to BUCK. Then I will casually get back into my car and drive back.
Peixes Pisces. Libra or Scorpio?
^ Can count in Romanian. < Has never been to Italy. (ROMANian pun:derpe:) V Is Offensive and finds that pun Romanian.
I would use it as a cupholder. The Present contains Gollum's loincloth.
Granted. You can only do so in airports. I wish for a helicopter.
HOUSE is actually an acronym for Houdini's Orange Underpants Slipped Everywhere. How do I make a grilled cheese sandwich?
You are banned for not getting the joke the first time around. (You can be such an airhead sometimes.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iAUwamHTM4
Granted. They realize that you corrupted an improved wish and fly off somewhere cool. I wish for an awesome beard.
^ Is glubbin' awesome! < Just moved a TON of furniture. I smell like a man. V Can't count to ten without saying no in German.
I stare at him and touch his beard. No words, only beards now. The present contains Sir Christopher Lee's voice.
You are fired for joining in December.
