Separate names with a comma.
^ Reads books while playing video games. < eats water. V Can't moonwalk.
Banned because I did not fix it.
I throw a pokeball and tap b repeatedly. The Present contains a finger.
^ Was probably zapped by rex's laser screwdriver for doing that.
Because trees hate you. What do boogers smell like?
Granted. You now have fiery diarrhea. I wish I could sleep.
You are fired for being confused.
^ Has secrets and doesn't afraid of anything. < Has been told that I have a creepy smile. (On several occasions. :sigh:) V Has read a book recently.
Banned for causing a paradox.
I pretend to be a walrus with them. The present contains 30,000 firecrackers.
Fired for typing buisness.
I put it to good use. The present contains an Aperture Science Handheld Quantum Tunneling Device.
Banned for rocking that oxymoron! (An awesome fail)
I buy five or six. The present contains eight hours of peaceful sleep.
Fired for not treating this as an actual business move!
Double banned for laughing! I was young and foolish! It was only twice! I swear!
Promoted for not pointing out that I posted in the wrong thread. :derpe:
Chess! Echidna OR Typheus
Banned because I have yet to delete System 32 on this computer. (I did on the old one:sigh:)
Banned for encouraging bad habits with promotions!
