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Not banned for mocking me
Cider, I haven't had that in a while! Curtains or blinds?
^ Said another thing that made me laugh and then made me feel slightly bad for laughing
Not banned for saying it yet again and scaring me more!
Wait.. what is that? Am I some form of food? Are you going to devour me whole?
*Takes a sip* ...No, not worth it, bad idea, don't do it! The present contains... a bouncy ball!
Not banned for saying the thing which must not be named!
^ Knows how to successfully make me burst out laughing on bad days!
Not banned for giving me suggestions which I will most likely not do
^ Has the false idea that I rejected you!
Okay, you can, but not many others should be able to. If they did, there wouldn't be much point in hiding in them.
*Tries to pick it up* *Turns to ash* The present contains... Elevator music!
Not banned for joining multiple clubs
^ Scares me with kindness
^ Has strange powers < Is always shocked and awed V Might have an even greater power
Promoted for changing your signature to something that confuses me
^ (\ ... Oops, I missed < Has a tendency to fail V May have a glass of ice
^ Gave me the unpleasant thought of being a vampire
Ninja you! Mufufu Evil laughter or painful laughter?
Is it sad that the quote actually fits? Except nobody expects the cardboard boxes!