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Promoted for correcting my description!
^ Might have a new student
Banned for being such a good ban-able friend!
^ Is teaching me stuffs!
Banned for directing a ban at silly ole me
Half a promotion for almost doing the right thing! Double promotion for being such an awesome ninja!
Banned for anger!
Banned for lies!
Banned for speaking against my logic
Fired for thinking this is the ban game!
Banned because laughter is unacceptable in this day and age!
Banned for having something against my username!
Fired for not being in the radio chat a little while ago!
Fired for not realizing how important it is to ninja an employee every now and again
Promoted for being ninja'd!
Fired for doing something which is not in your contract!
^ Couldn't possibly be a fan of Zoe Trent
Fired because pointy objects are not allowed in the work area!
Banned for continuing to ruin the game!
I would prefer video games, but I can't sit around doing either of those for that long! Paper or plastic?