Separate names with a comma.
You get: Jeff Jarrett! *Inserts soda*
Granted. No one survives. I wish I had Discord's powers.
You get: Youtube Fame. *Inserts Sandwich*
The machine corrupts. You get: Smile. *Inserts Souls*
Granted. America and Canada become the ultimate superpower. Its like Hogan and Savage. I wish Rainbow Dash won the Royal Rumble.
Granted. They eat you. I wish I could go to Trixie's show.
Okay...NOW I won the lottery.
Did...did I win a lottery or something?
"Yes....yes!
Granted. His presence alone destroys Equestria. I wish I could work at Sweet Apple Acres.
Granted, she takes over the world. You are promoted to becoming her First Lieutenant. I wish I could work out with Bulk Biceps.
House. Super-Charged Twilight Sparkle vs Thanos
You get: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f70qeGk9KY *Inserts Holy Diver*
Japan. Do you even Strong Style, bro? Adam Rose and Pinkie Pie vs Andrew WK.
You get: Weegee. It just stares at you. *Inserts troll*
Wonderbolts. Celestia vs Discord vs Hazama from Blazblue in a trolloff.
You get: Nothing. In fact, the machine berates you for even implying that there is a "worst pony". *Inserts delicious cake*
You get: Jason David Frank *Inserts chocolate*
You get: Serious Sam! *Who proceeds to waste the alien and about 4000 more that magically show up, because y'know...he's Serious.* *Inserts magic*
You get: Johnny Knoxville *Inserts aliens*