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Fired because, I take my job way to seriously, and you didn't use any punctuation in your above post.
If their radio-active just turn off the radio I woke up in a box in cube today
Stick it to your eyebrow for 3 days and then rip it off like a band aid. You will look great! I can't seem to speak today:(
you've cat to be kitten me right now...??
banned for not giving essential information
Hack into the school computer system and change your grade (I can tell you from experience) help! I've fallen and,I can't get up!
Chocolate cupcakes,for the win!
Hug, you know the struggles
Cut her up, limb from limb until she stops being a jerk or stops breathing (: I forgot to do my homework...how do I get out of it?
NONE SHALL PASS I crossed the bridge
Dreamers army!!!!
It was your best friend, who got cursed asking for help. I finally got a B- in math!
look at your tracks and realize it was squares all along, let the disappointment set in I found an apple!!
you are now the piece that ruins the game i am still breathing!
Its a fake ticket I learned something today
ryan reynolds gets in an on-set accedent half way through the movie, and then dies and nicholas cage is recast as deadpool, and you actually die...
punch, its actually ninjakitty(with a magic chainsaw)
promoted for firing people for the boss
make it tranparent so you can take your enemies by surprise i cant seem to go outside with out bursting into flames......
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