Separate names with a comma.
You get... Oh. Oh god, no. No I am not saying that... EW! *inserts Gravity's signature*
since you didn't ask for a wish, I'll take yours. I wish people didn't make the mary-sue characters, or as some people like to insultingly call...
Granted, Hasbro leaves the entire thing to professionals and refuses to put their grubby mitts into it. I wish teen titans hadn't ended.
The machine hits you with a banjo and plays a racey, old-timey, cartoon. I INSERT, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!
"You act like actually getting a political order to do something is that easy. The factions within the galactic republic hate each other and will...
Candycorn
Oh. Interplanetary political conflict. No thank you.
jellybeans
yogurt
miilk
the machine plays a catchy tune for far longer than any song should be played for, much to everyone's disdain. *inserts my own head*
"He's gonna get in trouble, he's gonna get in trouble!" Shouldn't you be bothering your boyfriend's book-club? "One, he hasn't said yes and I...
The machine does nothing... Because it's still broken. Looks like I'm calling in a new one. here it is... And there's a note on it? *you get a...
I accept all races species and cultures. Except podlings. No one likes podlings.
sailor moon
You get 1125 bytes. *inserts a picture of SCP-914*
"Why would you date your sister?" *the entire room stares at Ninjakitty* No... They... aren't dating, Ninjakitty​. "Oh... Oh right. I knew that."
"Ooooooh. Whose this you're talking about? Is it the bae? Spill GUUUUURL."
Bounty-hunter
... Yes... Quite... *stares at 4th wall* Hey, what's that hanging up on that fourth wall over there? "You did not just..."