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::Disclaimer:: This post is meant in jest, and to be taken as light-hearted entertainment. It is not intentionally critical of any person's views....
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Banned for a bright sunny days.
^ is Poisonous Nightmare
Granted. Your ass isn't just bad, it's positively the worst. You're even more badass than if Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Liam Neeson and Mr. T...
I had no idea I could think of nothing. Who knew all that sitting zazen was a waste of time. :P
Granted. It always has a delicious mug of fresh beer inside that makes you smarter with every sip. I wish to make a wormhole to my work so I can...
Granted. It will outlive the sun, and when the last black hole in the universe dies of cold empty space in several trillion years, this Lindt...
Granted. You get your own plantation in Sumatra. I wish for portable handheld computers where the display is also the user interface.
banned for making me cry about it
Banned for driving prices up an denying the little man a chance to participate in your classist elite society.
Banned for failing to imitate with great difficulty what a camera can do with ease.
Granted. Everyone is so impressed that your parrot can stay on your shoulder while you fly your seaplane that they make you their pirate king. You...
Banned for post-impressionism
Spanner, so no one will understand me when I ask for one in California Honey Lemon or Gogo Tomago?
Granted. You are also an MP. And have a glass of... whatever demon juice MP's drink. I wish for a fashionable space suit I could wear to my job.
Granted, you get a glass of water and a whole song sung to you by John DeLancey I wish for volumetric display/interfaces
Granted you own all of Australia up to Siam and gain two armies per turn. I wish I had a 3D printer.
So. That happened.
banned for vagueness
