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Punch, THERE IS NO DENYING THE EXISTENCE OF THIS PLATOON
Punch, THERE IS NO SUCKING UP IN THIS PLATOON
Punch for being intolerant
Punch, I'LL CALL THE COPS
Punch because there's enough hugs
Punch because punch is fruity
Punch because you can't fight with hugs
People who do stupid things to be ironic often People who feel the need try and convert me to their interests People who feel the need for...
Punch because it's needed for you to value your hugs, you wimps.
Punch because I'm a disabler
Punch because I have yet to see an oath
Reluctant punch because you did bound yourself to that oath, but you still get punched
Punch, to remind you of a simpler way Even though a good 80% of this is hugging and kissing
Punch seeing as how I'm the only one doing it
Punch because the option exists
Punch to exercise the ability to punch
Fired and demoted, THERE IS NO SUCKING UP IN THIS PLATOON
Promoted for taking initiative
You get a holy hand grenade Inserts a nuke
Fired for being weak in the work place