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Salmon burgers? You should try them with a lemon-tarragon mayo. It's awesome.
I curse you with having the toilet paper tear.
Baseballs. It'll make hurting whoever's doing the pelting more justified. Peanut butter crackers or cheese crackers?
Mine's better. It has nachos!
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Well, that's just *squee!*ing adorable.
Spicy mustard and sauerkraut. Kangaroos or bowling?
˙uʍo ʎɯ ǝʇnʇᴉʇsqns puɐ ʎʇᴉlɐǝɹ ɹnoʎ ʇɔǝɾǝɹ I
I absolutely will. Melisandre, redeem yourself! Will you laugh at this amusing picture? [IMG]
Because people leave you alone when you're in the bathroom. If they see you sitting on the couch reading, they think it's okay to bug you because...
That's why books were invented.
Buttburn means you're living life to the fullest.
"I have returned."
Beware of falling blades.
Hey, that looks good! Let's see what you can do with Paris! "Targeting... Paris destroyed."
Are you familiar with a show called 'Jersey Shore?' Keep firing. "Strathmere destroyed. Sea Isle City destroyed. Avalon destroyed. Stone Harbor...
Fine, but we want a cut. "Targeting Atlantic City." "Fire."
I aimed wrong? Then what the hell did I just destroy?! "Hoboken, New Jersey."
They knew too much.
Of course. I spent six weeks there. Or was that Wash who spent six weeks there? It was definitely one of us.
