Separate names with a comma.
^ Doesn't realize that margarine is unhealthier than butter.
"Hmm. I ship it."
What is your weapon of choice?
What is your favorite sandwich?
You know how there are a lot of people out there who despise the Twilight series? I'm one of 'em.
Steph... I am disappoint.
I'd be more okay with this if you weren't a known parasitic creature.
Get a room.
Would try to make pear cider.
Punch for being punchable.
Zip it. Nobody likes a complainer.
^ Is correct. < I like bananas, bananas are good. v Knows to always bring a banana to a party.
Banned for existing.
I found a copy of your birth certificate. It's an apology letter from Trojan!
The smoothie. At least it'd be over quickly. Spend a day with Jar Jar Binks or be forced to fight Darth Vader?
New face everyday. I could rob the same bank multiple times and not even have to wear a mask! Punched by Mike Tyson or kicked by Chuck Norris?
Trade lives with Squidward. It'd actually be an improvement. Hug a cactus or hug a porcupine?
Hot sauce. Would you rather get hit by a speeding car or fall off a hundred foot cliff?
-Suddenly, out of *squee!*ing NOWHERE, thousands of dancing badgers appear.-
"I'll be honest, I was expecting the legendary Queen Chrysalis to be more intimidating."
