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Candy tells me to do things. Unspeakable things.
No one can destroy the Metal. The Metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.
Get your own damn shrubbery. Would you please tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
Hello, and welcome to Everypony.
You don't have to like me, but can we at least try to be civil for a change?
The raccoons were a gift. Ingrate.
There is no such thing as too much candy.
What's that got to do with anything? The fact that you don't want to hear it from me doesn't make it any less true.
I'm not going to stop bugging you guys until you put Comic Sans back in the fonts.
Apparently I'm a Notable Member. Huzzah and all that.
Well, I'd welcome you to the forum, but you clearly don't give a damn. What the hell are you auditioning for, anyway? There's only one thread...
At least I did it gently.
So do I, and it took me years to be able to figure out when people were joking or not joking. I do understand where you're coming from. That...
*gently rips Xan's throat out*
*sits back and enjoys the quiet*
No flailing. *duct tapes Xan to the wall*
Goddammit, Tony. *gets the acetone*
*forcibly pries you two apart*
Stop that.
I also like nachos.
