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Hello, and welcome to Everypony.
I've recently realized that the only apartments in my price range are on fire.
*belches*
One trillion gorillas would have a mass of about 200,000,000,000,000 kg. The sun has a mass of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg....
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I wish I could get away with that kind of thing. I'm not even out of the probationary period yet.
Rarity: Makeover! - Put a silly dress on your opponent, making it harder for them to fight. -Reduces enemy stats Fluttershy: Stare - Use the power...
So, a funny thing happened at work last night. Well, not funny 'haha,' more like funny 'causes homicidal rage.' I had just finished organizing...
Goostafarian rumptious to rettle thiser quibble quabble bibble bobble. Gaforty.
I find your beliefs to be appalling and wrong. I don't really get the atheism thing, either.
"That is racist."
Skyrim headcanon: Lydia dreamed of attending the Bards College in Solitude, but had to become a housecarl because of familial obligations. That's...
Last night, we had twice the work we usually have, and half as many people to do it. Maybe there's something to this 'Friday the 13th' business...
Meh.
"Matriarch. Teleporter. Sun. Do it." *teleports you to the center of the sun* I should mention that everybody here is god-tier overpowered, so...
"Did he just say that he tried to fire a missile at my girlfriend?" Yes. Yes he did. "Interesting. Triss, are the upgrades to my rifle...
"Please refrain from using explosives on the bridge."
"Roleplay? Topic?" Yeah... this is where things get complicated. The short version of the story is that this thread takes place on an alien...
"That... explains nothing." Σ:/ Compact Disk? Is it some kind of throwing weapon? "Seriously? Are you two really going to do the whole...