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Do I look like I'm made of boxes!? Can't you just remove some limbs?
New form? Uh, Burt Reynolds! Ahuizotl! A kumquat!
Bob brought the toaster with him. Bob is at his son's graduation
Don't you want to find the treasure!?
Hmm, *takes the mallet and studies the machine* "Learning to trust your instincts is a valuable lesson to learn!" *WHACK!* "Arrrgh!" Hey, this...
Silly Dashie ate too much and now she's over-stuffed!
N'aww. *kisses cheek*
^ Isn't even flying!
Banned for falling into the trap of assuming anything I say needs to make sense!
Chrysi x Having good taste in birds
Mentally Everyone.
"Who's stupid idea was this!?" Complained the custard-coloured earth pony stallion pulling the cart. Discord couldn't fathom why a pony would pull...
I prefer Dunmer for Vampires, 'cause they have natural fire resistance anyway, and just because Dunmer are cool. Vampire's Sight means you don't...
"Oh, I've left ponies tied up all over Equestia over the years, they're always fine!" Discord said, dismissing her worries with a wave of his paw....
*applies chapstick, then eats the chapstick, then regrets eating the chapstick* My neck says otherwise! *rubs her severely cricked neck*
Alright. *covers her mouth and giggles*
Balanced Like a knife on a bannister.
That nodding makes the kiss difficult to sustain you know!
RD x Showing a sparrow about.
Banned for Dashing! Slow down!
