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We invite him every weak, but he rarely shows. "And when he DOES show, he always eats all the hot wings." [IMG]
Yeah, Satan is really bad at golf. The horns mess up his backswing. "He is, however, an excellent basketball player." [IMG]
I'm starting to think that the reason America's schools are failing is because our government wants to keep the people too stupid and ignorant to...
Better! Carry on.
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We usually play either Evil Texas Hold' Em or Evil Seven Card Stud. "You're welcome to join, if you can afford the five hundred SOTI... that's...
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Face five! [IMG]
In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay.
"Grenade!" Alice, that is not one of the options.
I would suggest asking them what they found that was so horrible, and then explaining to them that (whatever it was) is just a small portion of...
In Derby, Kansas, it is illegal to hit a vending machine that steals your money.
Other than the few things I've bought online, all of the pony merch I buy is for my niece, so I didn't feel weird at all. I honestly don't know if...
Cat Punch! [IMG][IMG]
[IMG] I, for one, welcome our new Alicorn overlords.
Alright, NarrowLeaf, you're in for next week. "Buy-in is five hundred SOTI, and the new guy brings the chips." [IMG]
Don't get offended. "We'd invite you, but you're too young to legally gamble." The LAST thing Alice and I need is for the Department of Galactic...
