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Pirate Dog. "Why does everybody forget Pirate Dog?" [IMG]
"Unknown threat? You mean the giant monster thing?" That's just Cthulhu. He's the fourth player in our weekly Poker game. [IMG]
"Alright, then. We'll just add your DNA to the Molecular Reset, and I'll have the science team bring up your pterodactyl." Enjoy your new friend....
"Of course! I can have my genetic engineers create one that is smart enough to follow commands. Imagine, riding into battle on the back of your...
"Cookies not enough? The food synthesizers on the Matriarch can create any treat your heart desires." They can even synthesize things that no...
"Join us instead!" We have cookies! [IMG]
Alice, you know what to do. *Alice gets video of Ninjakitty doing the Macarena* "This will most definitely go viral." [IMG]
Well, just so you know, children under the age of thirteen are not permitted to be members.
"You may continue to believe you have won, if you wish. Perhaps it will comfort you as the acid slowly melts your flesh." The Matriarch is...
"Seriously? We've been over this... Matriarch, self-destruct." *Matriarch explodes* *Molecular Reset activates* *Matriarch rebuilds itself, minus...
"Matriarch, stand down." That pathetic little ship isn't worth the missile it would take to destroy it. [IMG]
You mean you HAD a star cruiser. "Matriarch crew! Scan for any unregistered vessels in the system, and DESTROY THEM!" [IMG]
"Who say I can't do magic? Is THIS your card?" No. "How about this one?" Still no. "Well, damn." [IMG] Yes, wolves. "Wolves are awesome." [IMG]
Nope. "Not in the least." [IMG]
Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
"I'm not a demon. I'm an Armiistaan. From the planet Armiista. Where would a demon get a ship like the Matriarch?" Don't be racist, Dreamer. [IMG]
"You know, this costume really isn't all that bad. Chrysalis IS my favorite pony." Glad to hear it, Alice. Now back to the wolves! [IMG]
“The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual;...
Well, I'm glad that's out the way. Let's get this place cleaned up. "Agreed. Hey, I found his spleen! I wondered where it had gone..." [IMG]
(Due to site rules against violence and profanity, Alice's reaction cannot be shown at this time.) (Instead, here is a picture of a wolf that...