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Um... nice red X.
Great. Just friggin' great. Just how the hell is this guy going to run?! He'll break a damn hip!
Who the hell is Peter Capaldi?! The American audience for Doctor Who is at least as large as the British audience! Dammit, BBC! Stop ignoring us!...
How delightfully sick and twisted of you, Mr. Leaf.
Rosy laughed. "If they did not before, they do now!" Turning her attention to the ticket window, Rosy rented the group a private railcar to the...
(I hate leaving things unfinished. If anybody actually wants to continue the RP, just ignore this and continue the story. Otherwise, here's an...
Where's the fun in making sense?
Banned for the hell of it.
Wrong! The modern American criminal justice system traces it's roots all the way back to the first Protestant settlers to arrive in the New World....
Everything that Satan makes is awesome, though.
If you really want to play Conker, I suggest an emulator. It wasn't very good.
I wonder why arachnophobia is so common?
As Rosy approached the ticket booth, the dogs that she had saved from the gang appeared out of a nearby alley and fell in step beside her. She...
The most dangerous spiders here in Oregon are black widows and hobo spiders. I kill the black widows, and my wolf spiders kill the hobos. Again,...
I keep live spiders in my house. They tend to just stay in their webs and eat flies and mosquitos. Symbiosis is a good thing.
I don't understand arachnophobia. Spiders are colorful, fuzzy, and adorable. They're like ponies with eight legs.
Friendship is magic.
Wow... I'm glad I decided to go with the "portal from Equestria" thing for the Lunarians. This is getting confusing.
Venison is so lean that butchers have to add beef fat to it to make hamburger.
Deer bacon is impossible. Venison has no fat.