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My younger self would probably say: "Wait... you learned how to time travel, and instead of killing Hitler or stopping 9-11, you came here? What...
Pigs are cute when they are small. Bacon, however, comes from full grown hogs, which are mean, ugly, and delicious.
Bacon and booze? We shall get along quite well.
Rewatching last night's "Hannibal." I love that show.
Tina.
Sheep.
Look at my face. My beard is awesome. Now look at your face. You have no beard. Real men have facial hair. Grow a beard. You are now...
Yesterday, I found the bicycle that was stolen from me five months ago, and stole it back.
Call it what you will, evil serves a purpose. It gives people something to fight against, and conflict is a catalyst for evolution.
Without evil, good cannot exist.
Silver grinned. "Perfect. Welcome aboard the H.M.S. Dishonored, flagship of the Lunar Fleet. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
"Everypony on board? Good. We should get underway. This ship is fast. We should reach the northern coast of Equestria in three days. Get...
Silver whistled, and Holly trotted merrily up the gangplank back aboard the ship. She was completely covered in the blood of the enemy soldiers....
A call for help from the warehouse caught the attention of the enemy commander. It was only a momentary distraction, but it was exactly what...
Dolphins are jerks.
Actually, if you are covered with ammonia and bleach, what you will need is a new pair of lungs. Ammonia and chlorine are dangerous when mixed.
Only when you mix it with bleach.
What should a man smell like? Dirt, sweat, and blood. If you're not filthy, sweaty, and bleeding, you're not trying hard enough.
At Obsidian's request, Luna told the entire group the story of Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony. She had just begun telling of Twilght...
Besides humor? No point whatsoever. This thread was started in response to a joke made in the GCT. Still, it has proven to be entertaining, and...
