Separate names with a comma.
No, you can't. You would have to concentrate on not moving, and thinking is doing something. I can poke holes in people's stories.
Sad, isn't it? In fact, the only thing that I can think of that is MORE pathethic is somebody who would waste their life posting "clever" remarks...
Bosses don't cook. They make the underlings cook. I can hit a tin can at two-hundred yards with a large calibur revolver.
Granted. They are now growing out of your forehead. I wish for a hard-boiled egg.
I met a stupid person yesterday, and I DIDN'T slap them. I should be sainted.
The sun is rising. I should go to bed now.
Punch. Right in the kisser.
Cartoon Network, mainly because of Toonami and Adult Swim.
Every time I read Birdbirdbirdie's name, I picture the following scene: A large dog is half-asleep. A bird lands nearby. (Dog see bird) Bird?!...
I most certainly hope not! The show only needs ONE whiny diva, and Rarity fills that niche quite nicely.
You receive a live squirrel! -Inserts five Septims-
Scissors. Watching Family Guy vs. huffing spray paint in a brain-cell killing contest.
^Made Fluttershy cry.
It's an IOU! Friggin' cheapskate. The box contains a temporal anomaly!
It's that thing that you see through your window. It can be quite awesome, if you know where to go.
Wiener dogs. Dancing ketchup. Exploding watermelons. Falling down the 'up' escalator. Elephant polo. If you have gifs for any of the things...