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Get her a six-pack of Bud and a jar of pickled eggs. My lumber shipment had some badly warped boards.
Wow... These reviews are positively GLOWING. Screw it, I'll just re-watch Batman: TAS.
I rather liked the new Green Lantern toon. Even if it is CGI.
My 103 OC's.
Equestria Math Spiderman + Ponies =:DFH:
A friggin' NUKE!!!
Borat. My house is on fire.
Bullet.
A Super-Soaker.
Taser. (No hugs. EVER.)
Gut punch.
I just found out that I'm a Parrothead. I've been one for twenty years. I just never realized that there was a name for it.
Give the cat ham and potato chips. It will love you forever. My house needs to be painted.
Take an entire bottle of sleeping pills. Wash it down with a bottle of vodka. You'll sleep so well, you may never wake up! My sink is draining...
They remade Teen Titans? Um... why? Was the original too well written? Were the characters too well developed? Maybe the production value was too...
No, I am quite sane. My mind is a frightening place, but I am always in control of my thoughts and actions. I just despise most human beings, and...
My wish would be for a '32 Ford, and enough money to customize it any way that I choose.
I am, by most definitions, an evil person.
Prunes. Lots and lots of prunes. Or a Taco Bell burrito. They both have the same effect. My Xbox is overheating.
Push all of your co-workers in front of buses, trains, steamrollers, etc. With no competition, the promotion is YOURS! How do I remove...
