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This game already exists elsewhere.
Cute. Why don't you try telling a grizzly bear what a wuss he is compared to your local critters.
Fausticorn was the mother of Celestia and Luna. I was under the impression that this was common knowledge.
Have I ever mentioned just how much I hate people?
Welcome to Everypony. Just don't let your warlording get in the way of my supervillainy.
Stalk her, day and night, for several months. Eventually, she'll fall in love with you and ask you out. Suggest the prom. My Death-Ray won't...
That's a lie, and you know it. You claim to be from the South, and you've never heard the phrase "Damn Yankee?!" I call bullcrap.
Have you talked to Link, lately?
I am un-d'aw-able. Still, Lil' Luna is quite adorable.
EP's friendly neighborhood supervillian has arrived!
I wish. It's just some landscaping and construction. Most of the danger come from a high rate of injuries, most of which are avoidable. Still,...
Silver looked at the clock. "Princess Luna. The hour grows late. It is nearly time for you to bring forth the night." Luna looked out at the...
I found a great temp job! It's difficult, dangerous, and exhausting, but the pay is AWESOME!!! Anyway, I won't be posting much for awhile.
Texas (Duh) Georgia (If you're not from Florida, you wouldn't understand.) California (The Terminator. As governor. REALLY?!)
Concerning the bombing of the Boston Marathon: Stop freaking out! Fear and confusion are the primary goals of a terrorist act. People need to calm...
The goal of terrorists is to spread confusion and fear. If we allow ourselves to shy away from a topic, we are showing fear. If we show fear, the...
1. Aquire high-powered rifle. 2. Travel (with rifle) to nearby zoo. 3. Kill Komodo Dragon. You have just slain a dragon! Enjoy prison! I want to...
Next time, take a double dose and wash 'em down with vodka. You'll have no trouble falling asleep.
1. Place Wii on floor. 2. Sit on Wii. 3. Play Xbox. You are now playing Xbox games on a Wii. I want to take over the world. How should I do it?
THAT is called a Shirley Temple.
