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I did not realize that you were French.
Crap... the closest one to me is in Portland. I think that I might very well be the only Brony in my town.
Predator. Just make sure he leaves the mask ON. He is one UGLY mother-fu... He-Man vs Pac-Man in a steroid eating contest.
(Ooh... a troll thread. I'll play along.) ARE YOU NUTS?! YOU CAN'T MARRY A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!! INSERT INSANE, NONSENSICAL RANT HERE!!!...
Death threats? How dumb do you have to be to post a death threat online?! Internet anonymity is an illusion. Even a novice hacker can trace a post...
What is the origin of your username, and how is it pronounced?
Owl Tapir or okapi?
(I will try to word this in a way that does not come off as insulting.) Every choice that you make in life has consequences. In writing and...
Granted. I teach you everything I know. I wish for a mind-control ray.
Derpy. SHE'S JUST SO FRIGGIN' CUTE!!!
Granted. The two of you live happily ever after. I wish for a doomsday device.
Granted. She is now with you all the time, all day, everyday, FOREVER. I wish for a taco.
Granted. Your life is now controlled by a team of writers. I wish for a '32 Ford in mint condition.
FINE! -sigh- You may have ONE cookie. But if you don't eat your peas at supper...
Granted. You also receive his paycheck. I wish for a '32 Ford in mint condition.
I donate them to the animal shelter. The box contains... a little dog wearing a big hat!
Opal. Terramorphous the Invincible(Borderlands 2) vs De Roy Le(Phantasy Star Online) in a deathmatch.
Fantasy. Pentameter or Haiku?
Don't you give me those sad puppy-dog eyes! I said NO!
The Men in Black. Where's the Beef?!