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Wet
Who aren't you?
Velociraptor; he has arms. A cookie or a brownie in a velociraptor eating contest?
Two, 'cause one is the loneliest number. Loneliness or illness?
*baby Discord starts to cry*
Watching TV would be less annoying. What if you're attacked by a bank, and Demolition squid isn't there to save you?
^ Likes to keep his prisoners close, for... unspecified reasons. > Is kind of curious about those reasons... v Will call the police if the...
Not banned for mental high five. *nods*
^ Doesn't appreciate hugging related surprises. *surprise hug!*
Lubricate
One slightly chewed biscuit. A fully stocked spice rack?
A gun that shoots swords, 'cause the other thing makes no sense. Being beaten up in public by a sentient footstool, or losing all your clothes...
Crazed Scientist
Von Stauffenberg? Maybe?
Wheelchair guys, 'cause they can breath above water. Batman vs Max Payne in a depressed monologue contest?
You would be praised for achieving the worlds most impressive yet pointless feat. What if you had a superpower, but it was just tap dancing...
*hugs Rexy, hurts himself on his pointy collar* Ow!
Not banned for being right about cats.
^ Is uncertain about his teaching position. > Never! v Built a detention block?
Dentist
