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Banned for flamingo travelators.
Would you do it for a Scooby snack?
A perfectly crisp £20 note. A marmot of unfathomable size?
The chicken sounds infinitely more amusing. Being stabbed with a fork, or dropping something really heavy on your foot?
*sells you at an ice cream parlour*
I did. Didn't want to say anything though.
^ Doesn't have keys, uses keyless entry.
Banned for goose escalators.
^ Confuses being thrown with flying. > Thinks he might have done, but is pretty sure he got his mind wiped. Had a sore butt too. v Likes to...
It would have to be a big washing machine. And I'd probably drown. What if clowns are actually angels?
But it's a cat! It's afraid of dogs! Especially flying ones!
Spam and ice cream? Ew.
^ Should know that I used to have one, but then my > key broke.
Banned for ducking steps.
*gives spam*
You're a terrible superhero!
^ Has a face.
Banned for duckstep.
Yeah, if you're a lazy American.
Yes, can you help me? My cat's stuck in a tree!