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To be on the fourms, operate another device, and do your homework at the same time. Why am I off school?
54) end up killing me
It's just plain addicting! Why am I wasting time on the fourms when I could be working on fixing my now dead computer?
Banned because I'm just about ALWAYS on the fourms on a mobile device
52) end up reformatting my memory and all I remember
IT'S YUMMY! Why am I feeling a lack of ponies in this thread?
50) STILL not realize I skipped 43
They're loud. Why are almost all of my slow posts coincidental?
It's fun. Why does AT&T suck?
Nothing! Why am I not surprised that this is probably going to be a slow post?
Because it isn't! Why do I keep slow posting?
Banned for being 1 short too many posts
Because Fluttershy and Big Mac are the best characters! Why is that?
Banned for being nowhere close to 1000 posts
I HAVE NO IDEA! Why is Derpy awesome?
46) Watch Season 1, Episode 23 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
44) Not realize I skipped 43
40) Hack the computer's ROM and brick it
38) Go back to what is now a wasteland and grab your oddly unharmed computer
Derpy is supreme ruler of bronys. How did I become a brony?