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You should have sprung for the premium armaments package.
Banned for being indirectly responsible for the smoking craters in my lawn.
The printer. A printer funeral.
*continues fishing happily*
Banned for not calling the police like a responsible person.
We're going to have to have a funeral now...
Banned for giving me dynamite.
^ Is jangly.
The printer and the shredder were both sentient! You just killed one and made the other a murderer!
Ridley, if you're gonna destroy the planet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNNHs7lbUJQ
*teleports onto the planet, starts fishing on the lake* I'm gonna eat you little fishy!
Banned for making me throw dynamite on it.
^ Is wiggly, presumably.
Well, you're a very nice fax machine.
Then my answer wouldn't be very interesting. What if bacon was healthy?
I knew it!
^ Is left... probably.
Banned for driving on my lawn!
Guess we'd be doing time. What if speeding tickets came with complimentary mints?
Are you sure you're not a fax machine?