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Shade's drunk.
If Shade were drunk, he'd watch the fishbowl. Damn it, Arty, no one is THAT quick when they're drunk!
If Shade were drunk, then BOOM!
If Arty were drunk, she'd cry during commercials.
^ is trying to date rape a ninja turtle.
If Arty were drunk, the drain would be puking.
Dashie's vomit. fheu9feu9f...?
^ has 2 brain-breaking quotes.
If Arty were drunk, she'd be a little slow on the draw.
Well, first you gotta put the crabbis in the lorxel and then you have to deactivate the flobberwurl in order the counteract the hoobernoogle...
If Shade were drunk, he would leave a green vapor trail while flying.
^ broke my brain with his sig!
Well, damn if you didn't nail that one, dude! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQWj73iwCGA
^ probably cares more about what the fox says.
^ didn't read the quote in my sig.
^ didn't rhyme.
If Tea were drunk, her beverage would explode on contact.
^ is dunkin'.
If Tea were drunk, she would yell, "WHY!?" at BMWs.
The derpin' dance!!!
