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*Hoofpumps, success! Morphs back into Arcus!* That worked surprisingly well! "Kissed by Eris" is an OP perk!
*Is fast asleep at this point, wakes up to find that he has grown again! Stares at the two...* I turn into a colt and fall asleep for a few...
Yes, of the boots, berets and swords. Army officer cadetship, to be exact. It takes up a buttload of my free time... Pretty worth, though!
*Watches as Eris turns into a... a... A cow! Yeah!*
*Scrunches, 5 bits? Where will I get that money?* Liiiiiiiike? *Tilts head, giggles at the random Prince and Eris clash*
*Morphs into a colt, trots up to Eris. Requests a painting of the "Gandalf-Mega-Hadouken-While-Facing-A-Gigahorse" scene from "Mad Lord of the Max...
*Is now a kumquat-Gandalf tree, fallen on it's side, firing a mega hadouken at a Gigaquat tree! Even better!* If I had a painting of this moment,...
*Stops rolling, turns to face the Gigahorse. Is now suddenly in Gandalf's robes? What?* You! Shall! Not! PAAAAAAAAASS! *Performs a mega...
*Resists the possible jokes. RESISTS.* Ha! You cannot un-imagine it! *Runs awa- Wait, rolls! Rolls away! Rolling butterfly poweeeeer!*
Yep! But I only know the basics! By some sort of time sorcery, I managed to squeeze some free archery lessons into my schedule last summer....
*Le gasp!* Because a non-perky me would be horrible! Imagine life without my corny jokes and references! *Curls into a ball at the poke! Nuuu!...
*Rolls eyes, wasn't me!* That was the system, not me! S'not like I write my own perks... *Stares at Eris, all this grinning and devious...
Ha, trumpets? TROMBONE MASTER RACE! [MEDIA]
I'm a record breaker? Cool! *Zips back into pony form, blush-blinks. Kissed by Eris? Yep!* Perk Acquired - Kissed by Eris - All Luck rolls you...
*Is now apparently a Gollumir-certified juggleable kumquat. Okay, then.* Jugglemir, now available in stores near you! Also... record? Which...
*Boromir hisses at Gandalf, holds the kumquat close!* No! My precioussss...
Eeeeeh, I'm bored, anyway... I guess I'll just set up one of these! On the unlikely chance someone wants to ask me anything! What could possibly...
*Gasp!* One does not simply... *Boromir exclaims, as scene fades into a movie setting...* ==The Lord of the Everypony: The Fellowship of the...
*Self-consciously checks wings, in case of magical goose transformation spell!* I, uh... still have no idea what that is. *Blinks as Eris...
*Stares back down, is this real life? Fantasy?* Can't say I have... *Rolls off Eris like a landslide, yep, no escape from realit-... Wait.* ......