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Put it in the floppy drive. Don't discourage it from following its dreams! I need to recover from the shock of this election.
Jobs. How else does an honest mercenary make a living? Nope.
>another WHERE'S THE FIRST ONE?!?
"What the hell?! First we get superpowers, now this?!" demanded Rainbow Dash angrily, as the news went to the weather, "It's like some kind of...
As the SWAT team was called in, more creatures swarmed out of the egg; resembling human-sized, tail-less velociraptors. They began to attack the...
As police surrounded the impact site, they saw a strange, stone object, resembling an egg. It cracked open, the "shell" peeling away to reveal...
Meanwhile, half of Canterlot had lost power later that night, as what looked like a bolt of lightning arced across the sky uncontrollably at high...
SAVE ME
Come to think of it, Circuit showed no signs of superpowers either. "What the hell is going on?" he asked.
Rainbow Dash, meanwhile, noticed something. "GUYS! THE TELESCOPE!!!" she said. Indeed, it seemed to have been destroyed by the meteorite, which...
The group heard Rarity screaming at that moment. "I'M INSIDE A ROCK!!!" she yelled. Applejack ran over to the source of the screams and found a...
"Good to hear, Crimmy," said Pinkie Pie happily, but suddenly, an explosion seemed to detonate beside her. "WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT?!" demanded...
"Hey Crim, you alright?" asked Circuit with concern.
Pot is legal in California x3
---- Rainbow Dash awoke slowly, though she noticed that she suddenly felt strange, as if her very veins pulsed with electricity. "Is everyone...
"Ooh, look at that star!" said Pinkie in excitement as she pointed to it, "It's getting brighter!" "I don't think that's a star..." replied...
Probably OVER 9000
I hope you're right...
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, ALLOWING SUCH SCUM TO DEFILE THE WHITE HOUSE WITH HIS RACIST, RAPIST PRESENCE I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN LOOK AT YOU AND SEE...
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM [IMG]