1st thing that comes to mind

Bwahahahahahaha!

 

Y u doo dat 2 meh?

 

I'm sorry, *unties Dash*

Here, my way of saying sorry! *gives Dash another tankard of cider*

 

Thx! *drinks more*

 

Yeah, probably should have mentioned that I'm not very responsible either...

Oh well! *starts drinking a barrel of cider*

 

Lyfe ish guuud!

 

Yushhh! Letshhh go-hic- fight summm dragonshh!

 

Wear can wee fynd soem?

 

Ayyyeeee knoeeee! Ze Green Dragon!

 

You're drinking and you didn't invite me?

 

Ahmmm shorrie, *gives Ridley a half pint. spills most of it*

 

Uh...

*turns the half pint mug into a half gallon mug and fills it*

...Thanks.

 

*drinks more cider*

 

*drinks cider*
*drinks beer*
*drinks rum*
*drinks whiskey*
*drinks more beer*
*drinks a rum and Coke*
*takes a few Jello shots*
*drinks something alcoholic*
*more alcohol!*
*dances around*
*winks some driskey*
*shoots some rums*
*look what I can do!*
*drinks more rum*
*why is the rum gone?*
*booze for everyone!*
*where am I and who are you?*
*more booze*
*JAGERMEISTER!!!*
*sleepy time!*
*oh god my head*
*never drinking again*
*rinse and repeat*

 

O mai gawd u drunk dat much???

 

Pfffft, littteewaayt! *passes out*

 

*out passes*

 

*wakes up and prays to the porcelain God*

Damn it Dash!

 

What? I was just doing what you're doing, but only backwards.

 

I meant for the drinking! You're so irresponsible!