1st thing that comes to mind

You don't have Halloween in your country?

 

Yeah, but I don't think it's quite as much of a big deal as it is over there. Kids still do trick or treating and stuff though.

 

It's quite a big deal where we live,we have spooky parties and such.

 

Everything we have here is kind of just a smaller scale version of what you have over there. Except 4th of July. We don't have that at all.

 

Because 4th of July is America's birthday and you don't live there. Which means you don't support it.

 

It's actually a day the rest of the world made up to keep you all distracted whilst we pull silly faces at you. It's a lot of fun.

 

So that's what they do to us!?

 

Yep. It's the only day of the year we get on with France.

 

You France wannabes!

 

Pfft. Not even the French wanna be French!

 

Is it true that they make French Fries?

 

They don't call them that. They call them frites.

 

You just blew my mind!

 

Oh dear. *puts it back together with duct tape*

 

He looks better then before!

 

Well obviously. I'm a pro with duct tape.

 

Whatever you do, don't duct tape yourself.

 

Okay. *duct tapes Dash*

 

This is much more relaxing!

 

Yup. *puts duct taped Dash in front of a tv showing round the clock politics*
>:3