3 Word Story

...out of matchsticks...
(But, then how did the other one start!? )

 

and there was
(Because the OP didn't know there was one already one that existed)

 

...a polar bear!
(I'm so confused!)

 

that ate all
(You'll understand once you've been around for a about another year or so.)

 

...of the matchsticks...
(Who says I'm gonna stick around that long?)

 

which had something
(Wait, you're not staying that long?)

 

...woody about them...
(What? Where'd you get that idea?)

 

with expired meat
(Nevermind)

 

...and cheese sauce...
(Bleach)

 

that was actually

 

... not cheese at...

 

all, it was...

 

...not even from...

 

this place, which

 

...was full of...

 

giant molten marshmallows

 

...and angry leprechauns.

 

The leprechauns where

 

...the cats played...

 

in the middle