lead based paint. Spoiler: Story so far As I ran towards the lake I saw Luna as she glanced towards the moon So i yelled out loud, because she liked my Deep voice. She turned over to snuggle me in, for she is A caring pony who likes to make GREAT cupcakes and EAT them with milk and Cyanide, but she always forgets to place a period when writing a rather interesting story. Now, she looked upon the stars to see the chariot of Celestia crash into a Meteor, instantly killing her two Pegasi and the queen. As everypony mourned them, Luna felt very happy and, without a single care in her cold, black heart. After many days she finally decided to take over Celestia's throne, but there were these six ponies from the town of Ponyville who tried to eat a lot of apples. It made Luna feel like she can eat cupcakes with her friend whenever she wants. After a while, her friends stomach's filled with food which eventually made her really bloated and very similar to her sister's enormous and giant pet panda bear. Like no one else in history,for you see I will travel to the moon! Searching far and wide for the rests of your Magical glowing rainbow the REAL intentions of the six Elements shall be a difficult task, she will need a lot of help from her many huge fans that have an exceptional knack for taking annoying photos of other bronies while they aren't out hanging with their real friends nor imaginary ones. In this sentence, you'll see Rarity loudly arguing with Applejack because she believes that Applejack Had muddied her brand new fabric by throwing it across the high clouds and into this magical chamber with many potions of green bile made from the sweat of the unicorns in Canterlot who just ran five hundred and twelve miles to win first place and a giant trophy made of cupcakes and lollipops that could only taste just like blue lollipops bought by flying llamason FIRAH!! Now, where were we? We come to one of the world's largest brownies and proceed to start mining, till we reach the the candy core of liquid fudge and angry bees Equals lava monster simple math really. Thank Luna that the moon doesn't Crash into us like in Termina That was just too good to Be worth it for now at An undisclosed location Twilight is reading The story of "Orpheus and his Time in the lives of the Great and powerful Banana Bee hive." Ate my favorite ice cream cone through a ton of automatic, radioactive defense systems that engage upon triggering the defcon 4 alarm system in the secret bunker which blew up twice even though Pinkie Pie's Pinkie-sense didn't predict it without fully knowing The power of Castle Grey Skull. Seven days later a distress signal was sent out from the helicopter that was hovering upside down, when a bright blue laser beam shot Through a mountain which caused a million plastic bowls to bark like mentally retarded chickens all over thethe patio, likea circus act which then caused a massive tremor that engulfed everything in clouds of Fire, yet these Three fillies took so much time doing backflips over half dead weasels. Because they can. Meanwhile, in Appleloosa Applejack was visiting Derpy's very home As she walked along with applebloom on a boat like a boss in her pants on the ground In an alley On a Friday, In the night while they're wearing their birthday suits since they're ponies Which means that wearing a saddle is equivalent to wearing dashing pants and a bowtie at a wedding for hungry llamas while starving koalas scavenge for eucalyptus among the many clouds in the underground skies of Atlantis, which is Full of marshmallows chocolate and wafers the size of Pinkie Pie's mouth when she is super incredibly excited makes her the end of line. Then it started a Sonic Rainboom which deafened everyone except for Celestia, Who just laughed. Meanwhile, in Cloudsdale, Rainbow Dash was trying to sleep when the Wonderbolts flew past lightning fast, careening overhead disco penguin parties. Suddenly, without warning World war came and ponyville was dangerously damaged as Hippos dance a badly choreographed samba Except for Sydra Who fell in A shifty group Which had a small snail on top of its fiery manly back. Out of nowhere, a giant construct raised it's fist. Its fist smashed right into the the christmas puddin which tasted delicious. The noise was so very loud and proud coming from the Wonderbolts As they crashed. The crash was quite a mess, which created stress for all involved. Therefore, the ground cracked open and Out came a horrifying yet amazing psychopathic red dragon who then flew at mach five towards the massive and blindingly awesome mountain of gold As the dragon, tried to attack with newly manicured claws and spikes Rainbow Dash kicked the dragon's snout while sniffing her beautiful glorious mane. The dragon decided, its only hope was to find a special rock that could open a hidden door inside ponies minds which awakened powers beyond your comprehension. Little did the bronies know that these powers were from a horrific sub- dimension Nightmare Moon which caused a really bad smell that caused ponies to cause otherPonies lots of Pain, but then a flying carpetmade out of thousands of parasprites, each with a miniature machine gun, a dog, and a theme song. Then the parasprites decided to bake a giant batch of lovely golden Apples, which exist only in the Secret lands of Whooptidoop, which lies In the middle of a huge Dinosaur. New sentences are written in a certain structure which nopony can reach within of Incorrect prepositions, but out of nowhere a melon jumped Off John, whereas a plant grew from within the ruins of a dark, forbidden castle guarded by a legion of hobbits that are anxious But never failing In their mission. To find the best burito ever they now must hop, skip, and jump through several flaming hoops of pure iron and something that looks a lot like an obese chimpanzee with no limbs and is brain is a carrot, which no one would ever put in a salad because the carrot is probably eaten by diseased walruses who frolic and fenzy when they stand too quickly because their backs are very hairy and hurt when you comb them so be sure not to chew on combo breakers and that's how you don't get cake in your third eye chakra or base chakra for it can straighten wings excessively while gliding from Hakugyokurou and beyond into the void of death, doom and cupcakes is being read aloud to small children that are born In a hospital Located near the cemetery. This meant that zombies could, at any moment, dance a jig. While the werewolves who couldn't dance howled a song, melancholic and haunting , yet also beautiful. Lastly, the vampires during their masquerade decided to join forces with mummies And then he had a change of gender, heart, race, and class to realize he was not the chosen one. He is a painting , painted by a famous artist in his birthday suit that likes to dance around the Giant statue of Pinkamena Diane Pie, elegantly and swiftly showing lots of his blank flank Which startled most fillies and colts who where sitting who where sitting petunias on the well manicured garden outside the Gala. They did not have to wait for the other ponies to try to get the Elements of Harmony From the evil Golem of Doom that lived inside A house made out of Wotsits. The Golem loved Writing stories about My Little Pony, Which owned. How doth thee fair With thine sword, thou should be looking upon ye for thou art about to explode with thine sword shoved up your big round flank, but that's not what I'm here to do. We must put our Hearts and souls in the pot and make a big tasty stew. From vanilla essence we got loads of cinnamon swirls filled with sugar and gum drops. Then I broke the door to the muffin cupboard and Derpy started to throw a Steel table at some filly named Ingrid. So I used my ninja star to quickly snag a muffin from the air but then I tripped over a misplaced candy cane that belonged to an old woman Named Granny Smith who always used to help people cross the road whether they wanted hugs or not. But they just Would not listen to her own mindless monotone ramblings, and heavy metal electric harp riffs and flew over the MOOOOOOON! ...gracefully. Meanwhile, Luna and "Rainbow Dash" were shippingA hidden Scootlaoo to the beach with Apple 'sauce' that they planned to do lots of weird things that involved dancing around a room with their own pairings, and they hired Octavia to play Vinyl's music. Soon after that everyone went crazy because some ponies just don't know How Vegas works. Hippity slop chappers walked into the smokey jazz bar and ordered some Frosty chocolate milkshakes With little umbrellas And some yummy Muffin flavoured cupcakes. Just then, they stopped dead in their tracks, until Trixie saved them By seductively dancingfor three hours Wearing nothing but her wizard hat and wizard's cloak. With a pie she slew a marauding miniature manticore thereby saving Ponyville from having to Hippitinly Slop Chappers. Celestia's tea was Just plain awful. Flying overhead was quite a mouthful! "I see what you did there" Applejack not Amused. "Rather than commenting on her precarious situation, Lyra ignored Everyone but the one falling quickly Decides to run into the forest where the giraffes and Zecora danced around a ocean of serene beauty which glistened in A beautiful sun That glared down from way-on high." Trixie appears magically before her audience while explosions rock The beautiful sky. Lurking behind her Came a bird with wings like A beautiful pegasus. Out of nowhere an ominous shadow Appears from nowhere and goes back To the pony And the pony Says "why is This shadow following this lovely bunch Come to find whoever it was Was very mad." Therefore, calling upon The great Luna to consume many Souls, and then use their power to make pie composed solely of nuclear lemon spritzers and wireless Germans. Jürgen von Germanname avec le puits Hola mucho gusta me siento Rareza omelette au fromage is my favorite breakfast of champions for wizard wizards and the gods of the TNT which killed them In a horrid Blood gushing scene while eating breakfast in the kitchen while baking cupcakes made of oatmeal that tasted horrible except to Derpy who thought they were wonderfully fantastic! However, Princess Celestia Was having a intensely horrid day Well listening to Everypony Radio while Sitting on a Gigantic apple pie Shall we eat A tiny rock Made of diamond That was eating Delicious cupcakes, when A feisty manticore Appeared out ofa small shrubbery which supported antidisestablishmentarianism. The antidisestablishmentarianist shrubbery then blew up Osmosis Jones whom Then reappeared at the kitchen sink pouring water for three thirsty ponies. The water tasted All so good. Like a soothing Big giant glob of Hydrogen Hydroxide With some H2O flooding the basement With 100 pounds of pure awesome sauce covered bacon. With potato salad and three types of caramel covered Very big oranges that tasted good But were sour due to excessive lead based paint.
