Try ionizing your blood, you'll be linked to a star and the neutrinos that you'll gain dominion over should be able to reverse the effect. Be careful though, this has a strong tendency to change ones blood to a completely different composition, usually mustard.
The 2 fish he ate should prevent the mustard blood side effect. Here Break this ,Dark.*Shows you a plank of glass with a moose in it* I ate one of Derpy's muffins.SHES CHASING ME!!What do i do!?
Just RUN!!!!!!!! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A MUFFIN FROM THE MUFFIN DERP MACHINE!!??? *Headbuts Glass* Did that woork?!
Yeah that worked. *Keeps running*This isn't working!SHE CAN FLY!!! In a room with a moose? Beat it to death with a spoon made of onion juice!
*Begins to cry* bloomin onions. Oh and since she flies just teleport should have thought of that before RUN!!!
*Teleports* That appeared too--*Sees Derpy in front of me* Derpy:YOU ATE MY MUFFIN!!! OH CRAP!!!*Runs more*HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! Pinkie:I've been training her! You told me i was the only one you would teach! Pinkie:She pays me with muffins! Derpy:SPARKYYY!!! NO TIME TO TALK!!*Runs again*
Guys. GUYS! I reconstructed my right foot's anatomical structure. It is now a toaster. Free cereal for all!
I got irritated at my fridge for always leaving me with spoiled food, so I set it to get as cold as it can possibly go. Now my food has no mass, what do?
Die your hair grass and then marry a cloud. Before you do that go consult sdkjbgskbgdsbggbqe and then you must ksbgsfabgaskbg because civilization is now made up of solar flares which like to smoke crack and eat their old. Right after that you must then speak to the Keebler elves and eat their nuclear fecalmatter.
