Discord opened one eye and grinned. "Yes, it has been rather entertaining..." He looked around and sighed. "Just think of all the fun we could bring to Equestria, if only those ponies were more open minded..."
"yeah.... wonder if, if we asked, they would give us an area to play with and then show to them. that might be fun"
"Hmm..." Discord pondered, tapping his chin, "Well I suppose we could ask Celestia, but I don't think she'd be very keen..." He stroked his goatee as the car did a loop de loop. "Maybe Luna would be more open to it though..."
"Canterlot castle," Discord said, reading from a schedule diary he'd summoned with a moon on it, "...during the day. She's there at night too, sometimes, but she likes to visit ponies dreams..."
"huh" she said as the car somersaulted through the air."that's cool. let's go!" she opened a portal. "this is to the correct dimension, right?"
Discord glanced into the portal. "Yes, but this particular portal would appear to lead into a dragon's cave..." He shrugged. "No matter!" Chuckling, he threw himself from the car, through the portal, and onto a pile of coins in the huge cave.
Aborel popped into existence right next to him. "this isn't such a bad place" she said, then blinked as the pile of coins and gems next to them fell away, revealing a huge dragon's head
"Mmm... bit hot though..." Discord commented, conjuring up a Hawiian shirt and a pair of sunglasses, then sipping a cocktail as the dragon reared it's head and breathed a huge gout of flame at the ceiling.
"He is?" Discord asked, looking up in surprise, "I don't know how you can tell; they always seem to do that." He shrugged and floated off the pile of coins seconds before the flames washed over them. Frowning, he sniffed at his singed tail. "Hmm... you may be right..."
Aborel snapped her fingers, slamming a cage down around the dragon. "bad dragon, bad! now, which way to the royal palace........" she said, peeking outside
"No cage can hold me!!!" The dragon roared, before biting the bars, and breaking a tooth. "Ow!" He yelped, a tear rolling down his cheek before evaporating in the heat. "Why do people keep breaking into my home?"
"sorry! didn't mean for the portal to open here. look, the cage will go away as soon as we leave" she said, floating out as the cage began to fade
"Oh yes, Leave! Everyone always does... Why not take some of my beloved possessions before you go?" The dragon replied, making Discord cock his head in confusion. "Somepony robbed you? A dragon?" He asked, curious, "Well... that may be a pony worth meeting..."
The dragon gave an exaggerated shrug. "I have no idea! The worst part is, they were only tiny ponies! Almost hatchlings!" He sighed, and lay back down on his hoard. "I would have gone after them myself, but... well..." He almost seemed to blush. "I took a nap a few decades ago, and when I woke up, I found I could no longer fit out of my cave..."
The dragon tapped his chin in thought for a moment. "One had wings, and the other did not, and the one that did was purple, I think..." He then scowled at the two draconequui. "Why is it you wish to know? Do you intend to join these thieves in mocking me!?"
"why would we do that?" Aborel asked. "we can conjure anything we want. we don't need to steal things"
