Want an even worse director than M. Night Shyamalan? Uwe Boll. In that case however, it would be a movie based on Terraria.
"FLUTTERSHY, QUICK, BOARD UP THE WALLS ALREADY! WE DON'T HAVE TIME, THE ZOMBIES ARE ALMOST HERE!" "Oh, please hurry inside little bunnies..." "WHAT IS THAT WORM THIN- ASIFHASDUIFHDSNCVJCVNVS" "OH MY GOD, RAINBOW DASH, YOUR LEG! D:" ... That would actually be pretty awesome
She'd probably end up hugging a creeper exactly like in the scene in Kingdom Hearts where Kairi hugs heartless-Sora. They ARE going to love her, after all. And then the creeper will proudly suicide-bomb some powerful force of doom in a dramatic fashion that will leave all the viewers crying. And then cue inspirational/sad music.
If Sora came back from releasing his freaking heart, Fluttershy can come back from a little explosion. Although, if that were to happen, it would be the first time I've ever cried in a theatre.
If Hasbro uses any of your ideas I will ape you in your sleep. And no I don't mean rape >:}. I mean I will buy an ape, sneak in through your bedroom window and let it loose in your bedroom while you are sleeping then close the window and run away >:].
I'm not familiar with Uwe Boll - the only movies I know of his that I've watched are DeathRayne and Alone In The Dark - and both movies are guilty of boring. Yawn! Are all his like that? That would be worse than Michael Bay or M. Night. Seriously, I think we'll just have to drag Lauren Faust, Jayson Thiessen, and James Wootton to do it.
Uwe Boll is paranoid and suffering from delusions of grandeur. I think that's all you really need to know. He thinks the critics that gave bad reviews of his movies were coerced or bribed and that he's the best director in the world.
Off-topic: Now I'm remembering the Nostalgia Critics review of Alone In The Dark! Well it wasn't him for the whole thing. It was him, Spoony and Linkara doing it together. On topic: What if they made it like the ultimate series finale? Say a big 90-minute made-for-TV-movie to tie up all the loose ends that were left at the end of the last episode?
WHOA! WHOA! Hang on, Skydancer! Let's not discuss the final episode just yet! I mean, that won't happen until after Season 30 - right?
It better not happen until the day I die, than I can leave this world peacefully knowing that the CMC still never got their cutie marks...
