Waste all the paper so no one else shall use it :Trollestia: A wild dispenser has appeared! What will you do!?
Set it to "money" and become rich! A wild police officer appears! How will you avoid incarceration for money laundering?
Write down something I need to remember. And then lose it, never to be seen again. A wild Delorean appeared! What will you do?
Write down a password on it just to annoy the IT Security guys at work. A wild blueberry appears! What do you do?