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Very limited recollection of that event, no.

 

Why is that?

 

Xylophones, that's why.

 

You guys need more X words.

 

Zip it. Nobody likes a complainer.

 

About that funeral, is it still going?

 

Basically. You guys all turned up, but no-one's doing anything funeraly.

 

Can't I just leave the funeral instead?

 

Don't you want to mourn me? Fine! Leave!

 

Even though I'll live longer than you, doesn't mean I have or mourn you.

 

For real? That hurts...

 

Get it right, I really don't mean it.

 

Have to be more careful; You could hurt someone's feelings.

 

I understand now, is hard to tell sarcasm in text.

 

Just throw the sarcasm at people. Like a kumquat.

 

Kumquats are very sarcastic.

 

Limes can be pretty ironical.

 

Mangos can be pretty critical.

 

No! Let's not get into a discussion about the characteristics of various fruit!

 

Please, as if you haven't done that before.