Applejack's Truth Scheme

I dont like music.

Who here is secretly eating turkey?

 

how can you eat whole country?


Do you have stickers on your laptop (if you have one), if yes, which ones?

 

Yes, the ones that came already on it (with all the hardware specs on them).

When you read Danvid's question "Is anyone here working at Mcdonalds?", did you think about answering in the affirmative, not because you are employed at Mc Donald's, but because you have worked on a task from another job whilst eating at Mc Donald's?

 

No.

Are you afraid to ask a serious question because you are afraid of the answer?

 

Yes.

Will i ever get new pony toys?

 

I don't know how to answer something honestly that I don't know the answer to.

Does the censorship act actually scare you, or are you fairly sure it won't work?

 

It scares me.

Do you believe in celestia?

 

Yes.

Are you a wizard?

 

No, im a archer.

What would you do in a zombie invasion? (Essays accepted)

 

Well. I'd probably shoot all my friends that I know were bitten to get them out of their misery first. Then I would dress epically and become a drifter with just my crowbar and shotgun not looking for anyone specific. I wouldn't faction, because humans factioning during an apocalypse is sooo stupid. Then I'd probably die with my ponies by my side.

Do you believe in life after death?

 

(Anwsered)

Will anyone here admit to using the bathroom?

 

I'll admit it, but I won't give specifics.

Is there anything you are too embarrassed to do in public that is a natural thing?

 

Yes, pooping.

Will anyone here ever admit to eating meat?

 

I eat meat all the time. Especially bacon.

Will you ever grow out of MLP?

 

No.

Same.

 

Never in my life.

Is life actually evolving?

 

Of course not.

Will you ever admit your real hair color?

 

No. I don't feel.

Do you like Buttershy?

 

Yes.

Do you like the meaning of the word Pony?

 

Yes.

Do you?