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  1. Minterwute

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    What's your favourite type of pie? Do you prefer pie plain, or topped with something? (Like ice cream, whipped cream, sour cream, the tears of orphans, ketchup, etc.)
     
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    I like Maud Pie drizzled in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
     
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    How does Maud feel about that?

    Anyhoo, if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to give a damn, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
     
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    I dunno. She may be up for it, maybe.

    As for your question, I don't really know the answer, but here's some advice~ Random ≠ funny. Also, if a tree fell in the woods, I'd probably be their to mourn the death of a brother.
     
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    I concur, /b/ being a prime example of the phenomena.

    Do you watch TV much? Do you have a favourite TV show or serial outside of MLP?

    Also, do you wear a watch or use a phone to keep time (or just not keep time at all)?

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    R.I.P. Tree. We barely knew ye.

    OK, something relevant and NOT random... What is the most extreme thing on your bucket list?
     
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    If you had been paying attention, you'd know Maple doesn't really keep one.
     
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    I do not watch much TV, though, I do have some favorite TV shows. MLP is hardly even one of them. It's a well crafted cartoon, but there are FAR better shows out there.

    Here's a short list of my favorite shows.
    -House
    -Bones
    -Dexter
    -Breaking Bad
    -Game of Thrones (Current favorite show of all shows)
    -The Office
    -Avatar: The Last Airbender
    -Mythbusters
    -Malcolm In The Middle
    -Etc

    And no, I do not wear a watch. I usually judge time by my computer's clock.

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    As Wintermute said, I don't really keep track of a bucket list, though, I'd like to go skydiving someday. That's pretty extreme.
     
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    Sorry, you lost me mid-sentence.
     
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    Hmm. I know and have watched a good number of these, Dexter (the first few seasons anyway) and House being two of my favourites from that list. Game of Thrones is probably next on my To-Watch queue, which I'll get to after I finish the Mentalist.

    What's the most annoying thing you have to deal with on a fairly regular basis?

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    I see what you... who are you again?
     
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    My brother banging and screaming like an uncivilized chimpanzee because he lost in a game. Seriously, the kid has problems.
     
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    What's your favourite kind of cookie?
     
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    Snickerdoodle.

    Here's a question for you, my good sir~ Is the reason you're asking so many questions is so you can learn my weaknesses and destroy me from the inside out, or am I just paranoid??
     
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    My knowledge of your preference in cookies is most assuredly what will lead to your undoing. (I think you're just being paranoid.)
     
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    Hehe~ I was just being silly. Though, you can never know a person's true intent, other than your own~
     
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    Honestly, I'm not sure I know even my own intent. I'm very confused by some of the things I do.

    If you had to get something down on paper, would you rather use a pen or a pencil, or simply type it out?
     
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    Me too, man

    Pencil. I'm only human, and susceptible to mistakes, and pencils are perfect for ridding of one's mistakes.
     
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    Generally speaking, does time fly too fast, or move too slowly?
     
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    It seems to change depending on certain circumstances. When I was at my father's apartment, a week seemed to last forever, due to not much going on. When I was working at McDonald's, 6 hours seemed to drag on, while the clock laughed maniacally in my face. It even seemed to go backwards sometimes. That was probably due to my detest for the workplace.

    However, as the say, time flies when you're having fun. I feel time seems to fly by the fastest at night, because nighttime is usually when I do the things I want to do, while during the day, the hours stretch on. It's all in my mind, I know. After all, time is merely an illusion.
     
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