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  1. Maple

    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    Of course~!

    There aren't many questions that would make me feel uncomfortable, so ask away~
     
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    Hmm. What's the most uncomfortable article of furniture you have in your place of residence? Could you briefly review it while using it for its intended purpose (so as to provide the most accurate description within bounds of reason)?
     
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    My furniture is pretty comfortable for the most part. We do have an ugly light green couch clad in tacky flowers. It's decently comfortable, but the cushions slide off incredibly easy, and it's a pain in the butt. I'm at my daddy's house right now, so I can't give a proper review. But I can say that his most uncomfortable piece of furniture is this freakin' airbed that you have to fill with air every freakin' hour because it sucks and I hate it.
     
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    If you could go to a performance by one of your favourite bands/arists, which one would you pick?
     
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    Well, if I had a TARDIS, I'd like to go to a Nirvana concert. I'd want to see Kurt's beautiful face in person. (Though, that'd be quite hard with his golden locks acting as a shield)

    If we're strictly in the realms of reality, I'd love to see a Steam Powered Giraffe concert. Pantomime acts and amazing music. That'd be super fun.
     
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    As a general rule, is your workspace very clean or very messy, or is it something in between?
     
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    Probably somewhere in between. I'm not a super neat freak, but I do like things to be a certain way. Sometimes, I can't sleep at night if things aren't how I like it.
     
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    Would you believe me if I told you that I think I've run out of questions to ask?
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Exactly .
     
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    Well, I think you've asked the most questions out of anyone in the past couple of pages, so it wouldn't be too surprising.
     
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    Which is your favorite Nirvana Song? :3
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    Very hard question to answer.

    I like 'Come as You Are', 'Lithium', 'Heart Shaped Box' ,'In Bloom'... This isn't helping you, is it?
     
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    I'm afraid that I may be a sociopath as well. Whenever I discuss things going on in my head, I feel like a dissociative personality takes over, blanking out my brain so that I don't have to truly think about my problems. I have issues forming trust bonds with others, and I constantly think that my friends are lying to me. Not to mention, I have depression and a constant need to get validation from other people to the point of emotional manipulation. Though unrelated, I have obsessive compulsive disorder and cannot get certain things out of my head, and this causes me more than a bit of angst when I get into arguments with people, as it's very hard for me to simply let things go - doing this makes me feel very humiliated and ashamed of myself.

    My question to you is what your most glaring symptoms are. Do you have as many problems as I do making friends, and do you feel the same sense of alienation and social awkwardness that I feel?
     
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    Lithium is pretty damn awesome, definitely one of my favorites as well. The answer is quite alright.

    Actually, no, YOU FAILED DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

    Uhm I mean... I don't have another question. ._.
     
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    Well, pretty much everything you've described, I deal with in one way or another.

    I most certainly have a hard time connecting with people. I just don't get them. I don't know why they feel, and I don't know why they have certain motives. It's kinda hard to tell what their motives are sometimes, but very easy to tell other times. I tend to have a knack for being able to tell when people are lying.

    Despite not understanding people, I haven't had too much trouble making friends. Sure, a majority of people think I'm some weirdo, but some are attracted to my weirdness. I'm not incredibly popular in real life, but I've noticed that I have quite a bit of admirers on the internet. I don't know why, but I can't really complain.

    It's kinda hard to explain, but to put it simply, I just don't care for most people. I'm quite fond of a handful, but for the most part, I'm kinda disgusted by their presence and existence. I wouldn't be upset if the entire human race was wiped out, mostly because I'd be gone as well.
     
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    I think a better term would be: Eccentric. Unconventional also works.
     
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    I'm just saying what people tell me. My own cousin thinks I'm weird, and is uncomfortable around me. This causes me to completely erase her from my mind. She doesn't really mean anything to me.
     
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    Are you currently employed? If so, where do you work?
     
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    Not at the moment, no. I want to focus on school, but I also want money, so I'll probably be looking sometime in the near future.

    I did have a part-time job at McDonald's, but that sucked monkey balls, so I quit.
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    I gave up on the human race.

    If everyone except me and a select few people were to spontaneously die, i'd probably be happier than i am now.
     

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