Ummm... *pulls off wing successfully, it grows back, nibble nibble* yum... I AM SANDVICH PONY! Why iz sandvich zo yummy?
Because it contains lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ham, bologna and it has an olive on top. How does Pinkie Pie teleport?
Nope, in fact KO! Why didn't Simba's mother become queen in The Lion King instead of Scar taking over?
Because lionesses are considered useless, despite the fact that they do all the hunting while the male sits at home all day. Also, Disney is sexist. Should I watch TV or ponies?