Because your location's in space, and unless you find Luna or Wheatley, you're doomed. Why must e- PIIIIIIGS IIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAACE?
So that means you eat mud, elephants, old tires, and such. Did anyone get the license plate of that bus?
Yahtzee is best reviewer ever. I used to like unskippable but there videos kinda suck now. AVGN is pretty cool though.
Because of Zombie Kim Jong Il returning in all of his shining, necrotic glory. What if the sword was a key all along?