Good news everyone! You are reading this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth! Why don't you want to live on this planet anymore?
Lollipop, lollipop, oooo lolly, lolly, lolly, lollipop! How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsy Pop?
A Goblin Baby! HAHAHAH! Well? *Insert crowd laughter here* *insert rest of song here* What is the Nernst equation?