Because he loves to make your kokoro go doki doki. Why does clip art make me want to throw bricks at my head?
Because it can't get this out of its ears. Why is everything biting me? (If this wasn't a forum game, they'd think we're a little loopy)
Because it needs a couch Why is my finger attached to me? (Well, who says we aren't? we're coming up with this stuff, aren't we? :3)
How do you expect me to know that? What is the answer to everything that is life? (I agree this is completely random. And I love it. )