Because it was running from the monkey king Why is there no such thing as a flashlight that makes darkness?
Because if there was, we'd all be travelling at the speed of light and that's Pinkie Pie territory. Don't wanna cross that. My guitar is gently weeping. what do?
That's already been asked in Pinkie's Question To A Question. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
they compensate by have a tough outer shell who would win in a game of checkers knightrider or robocop?