what someone folds the time on itself obviously why does the clock go tic toc and not somehintg cool like ram bam?
Cause the elderly don't want to hear time pass by! Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
they tried it the other way around once... and the fabric of space and time begin to crumble so it has to be this way who was the first guy to decide to eat a pineapple
A man who was very incredibly hungry and soon died from internal bleeding caused by eating the skin! How far east can you go before you are heading west?
There is no sun! Aliens are merely flashing deathrays at your eyes so that you won't be able to locate them! Why do fortune cookies never seem to contain actual fortunes?
if they dead they would go bankrupt that's just bad buisness sense what is the world record for most naked catwheels during a hand of poker?
because then 0 will turn into a real number and mathmatics be turned on their head did you remember to turn the oven off?
Found them on a telephone wire three blocks away from nowhere! Are ties technically torture devices? (Last game post for now, time to get some sleep at 5 a.m.!)
Because dry rain would destroy the earth, causing a massive explosion destroying all life everywhere! Why can't I jump into an alternate dimension?
A rift in the space time continuum! Some have tried, but they have never been heard of again.. If they are even remembered! Why can't I fly by flapping my arms?
